Thursday, October 30, 2008
    Yoshis
    chr0no
    sometimes people forget that yoshi is a DINOSAUR

    chr0no
    srsly

    Dinshu
    ya. srsly

    chr0no
    he may be all cute, but he WILL eat your face

    Dinshu
    then poop you out as an egg

    chr0no
    yeah whats with that

    chr0no
    yoshi's supposed to be a d00d

    Dinshu
    maybe thats how yoshi's poop. there poop looks like eggs

    chr0no
    but sometimes stuff comes out of the eggs

    Dinshu
    true

    chr0no
    or what about smash bros. when he eats you and poops you out in an egg

    chr0no
    his digestive system is bizarre

    Dinshu
    clearly

    Dinshu
    must be a space dinosaur. way more advanced then the others

    Dinshu
    which would also explain why he wears shoes.

    chr0no
    he's advanced like that

    chr0no
    and he always wears a saddle

    chr0no
    he also doesn't seem to have any emotional attachment to the eggs he lays

    chr0no
    i think he throws them sometimes

    Dinshu
    yeah

    Dinshu
    so eather they're poop, or yoshi is a prime example of unfit parent

    chr0no
    truly this is so

    chr0no
    also, yoshis themselves hatch from eggs

    Dinshu
    the yoshi truly is a confusing creature

    chr0no
    and from the amount of eggs that yoshi always lays, it's probably good that a bunch of them are thrown away

    chr0no
    otherwise the mushroom kingdom would be overrun with yoshis

    Dinshu
    and that would be bad

    Dinshu
    yoshis hovering all over the place, eating everything, pooping eggs. it would be a mess

    chr0no
    indeed

    chr0no
    society would crumble

    chr0no
    maybe it's good that yoshi is such an unfit parent after all

    Dinshu
    or the yoshi steak industry would take off

    chr0no
    not to mention the yoshi egg industry

    chr0no
    perhaps it would just be a new era of steak and eggs

    Dinshu
    "all our yoshis are yoshi fed for that double yoshi taste"

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    Wednesday, October 22, 2008
    Yesterday
    6:00am
    I wake up.

    7:00am
    I leave for work, and work ensues.

    5:00pm
    Lucasarts and Bioware announce Star Wars: The Old Republic, a new massively multiplayer online roleplaying game. Fans and SWG veterans go wild.

    8:00pm
    I get home, eat some chips, and watch some Corner Gas.

    9:07pm
    Amanda calls me to get a phone number off facebook for her, pulling me away from Corner Gas. I help her out. Then I start randomly browsing the TGi boards. An alert about the announcement is waiting for me.

    9:24pm
    My membership to the SWTOR community is confirmed and I get caught up in a triple-threat whirlwind of SWTOR boards, TGi boards, and TGi chat. I start contemplating my SWTOR character.

    10:11pm
    Phone rings. It says "Stuart" on the call display. He barely says "hello". Rather, he manages to say "The address is swtor.com-" before I cut him off with "I'm already there, dude!" Geek talk ensues.

    10:23pm
    I stop listening to AC/DC and put on Anchorhead's Shredisode IV, a death metal medley of tunes from A New Hope. Geekdom reigns across all mediums.

    10:36pm
    Shredisode IV draws to a close. I go AFK and finish watching the episode of Corner Gas I started a few hours earlier.

    11:01pm
    I head to bed.

    10:53am
    I tell Amanda the good news. Her reaction is mild. She'll come around.

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