chr0no
sometimes people forget that yoshi is a DINOSAUR

chr0no
srsly

Dinshu
ya. srsly

chr0no
he may be all cute, but he WILL eat your face

Dinshu
then poop you out as an egg

chr0no
yeah whats with that

chr0no
yoshi's supposed to be a d00d

Dinshu
maybe thats how yoshi's poop. there poop looks like eggs

chr0no
but sometimes stuff comes out of the eggs

Dinshu
true

chr0no
or what about smash bros. when he eats you and poops you out in an egg

chr0no
his digestive system is bizarre

Dinshu
clearly

Dinshu
must be a space dinosaur. way more advanced then the others

Dinshu
which would also explain why he wears shoes.

chr0no
he's advanced like that

chr0no
and he always wears a saddle

chr0no
he also doesn't seem to have any emotional attachment to the eggs he lays

chr0no
i think he throws them sometimes

Dinshu
yeah

Dinshu
so eather they're poop, or yoshi is a prime example of unfit parent

chr0no
truly this is so

chr0no
also, yoshis themselves hatch from eggs

Dinshu
the yoshi truly is a confusing creature

chr0no
and from the amount of eggs that yoshi always lays, it's probably good that a bunch of them are thrown away

chr0no
otherwise the mushroom kingdom would be overrun with yoshis

Dinshu
and that would be bad

Dinshu
yoshis hovering all over the place, eating everything, pooping eggs. it would be a mess

chr0no
indeed

chr0no
society would crumble

chr0no
maybe it's good that yoshi is such an unfit parent after all

Dinshu
or the yoshi steak industry would take off

chr0no
not to mention the yoshi egg industry

chr0no
perhaps it would just be a new era of steak and eggs

Dinshu
"all our yoshis are yoshi fed for that double yoshi taste"

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